Animal behaviours - 21st November

The animals went in two by two, into the ark and not the tube.  Love is great but not when it slows everyone else down. All this loveydovey sappy coupleyness is just getting me down. The first Christmas I have been single and it fucking sucks. Take your mushy disgustingness and your joined-at-the-lip-and-hip crap and leave London to us lonely miserable singletons. Wish I could afford to go spend it in a non-Christian country. Humph.  Ebeneezer has spoken.